Is your dog’s star sign putting a wedge between you?

If your four-legged friend has become distant, the reason may well lie in the stars. Maybe they keep flying off the handle at the little things or are giving you serious attitude. Maybe you’re wondering if there has always been an absence of a deep, meaningful bond. Are you treating your pet with the respect and nuance their star sign commands?


Astrologists have compiled detailed and accurate descriptions of exactly how the zodiac presents itself in your dog.

Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)


If you’ve picked an Earthy pet pal, you were obviously looking for a reliable, stable friend. Of course we all know these guys are humble and grounded. They won’t be showing off or running their mouths off about how great they are all the time. However, if you’ve noticed them giving you the silent treatment, you might be pushing their buttons. Although they’re lovely, Earth signs can be very stubborn. So if you’re constantly telling them to fetch this and fetch that, ‘come here, Snowy’ and ‘Lucy, sit’, you’re going to be in big trouble. They might be calm, relaxed and great for long chats with a glass of full bodied red, but if you keep ordering them about, it’ll get their back up.

Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)


Everyone loves a pup with a bit of fire in their belly. These bouncy babes are full of beans and will certainly show you a good time, as I’m sure you already know. Fire sign dogs are passionate and creative. They are the perfect partner for those arts-and-crafts Sundays or a big night on the town (especially if it’s a drum and bass event). But remember, if you play with fire, you might get burned. Their energy can border on explosive and these drama queens can be a little argumentative if provoked. They need as much love as they give out so stroke their ego from time to time. Throw the vain ones a compliment… ‘your fur is looking stunning hun’, ‘that new collar really suits you’.

Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)


Ahh the thinkers. If you frequently find your fluffy pal milling around and looking pensive, you can bet they are dreaming up a plan. The Air doggos are usually into social and political movements. They love to come together with like minded social butterflies and change the world. Maybe your pet doesn’t like you at the moment because you’ve thrown shade on their ideas. If you’ve been bad mouthing their big thoughts, they won’t be a happy puppy. I know they can be a little unreliable. Maybe they insinuate they’ll be up for an early walk in the morning but are still fast asleep at midday, but you should still show up for them when they need you.

Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)


Water doggies are sensitive souls. They are wonderful listeners for when you have a lot to get off your chest and their empathetic nature would never judge you. Intuitive little devils, they might just make their own breakfast if they sense you’re not feeling great, or poo in the neighbour’s garden to save you the hassle. Gorgeous companions, these pups have incredible emotional intelligence, and often go on to become therapists. But if they’re not acting themselves, it’s very possible you’ve offended them. Maybe you made a comment weeks ago about their new haircut, or the size of their paws, that they’ve been dwelling on. Go easy on these littlens and bear in mind they take everything to heart.

If you’ve been experiencing issues in your human-pet relationship, I hope this astrological analysis will help you to make things right, and change your approach. On the other hand, if you are soon to acquire your first dog, I’m glad you can now make a much more informed decision and find a pal compatible with you.


You’re welcome and good luck.

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GeeMartin (@guest_46)
1 year ago

My cockapoo is literally always staring out the window at nothing. Who knew he was thinking about saving the world haha!