For many this will be a time to embrace their heightened feelings, reflect and set goals for the month ahead. However, I see it as a bloody great opportunity to get away with acting like a massive bitch.
You may be surprised to learn that offering this gift can sometimes cause offence.
Some say you can never be too clingy. That may have been true when it was customary to marry the first dusty neighbour you waltzed with at your local youth club, aged thirteen, but we now reside in the world of virtual dating.
Too many people are jumping on the self love bandwagon in a bid to achieve happiness.
It’s only right that you appropriately, firmly and violently drag them back down to Earth.